"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors goods..."

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/20/2019 at 23:29 • Filed to: Seent

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I'm not really qualified to question God, but frankly he got this one wrong. Because my neighbor's got the goods that I desire.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/20/2019 at 23:44

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Dibs on the garage! 


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/21/2019 at 00:29

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Yeah I dig that utility trailer too


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > atfsgeoff
04/21/2019 at 00:31

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He's a good old boy that remodeled his entire house himself. He's had this since new. He's an American hero as far as I'm concerned.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/21/2019 at 00:45

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U T I L I T Y.

This gentleman understands it. 


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/21/2019 at 00:46

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People who rage against entropy are my favorite


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/21/2019 at 01:08

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Based on the post you made this morning , it seems you think Hashem  got the fourth commandment wrong too.

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Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/21/2019 at 13:35

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Yeah... that’s because merely coveting them is a waste of time and energy.

God wants you to go ahead and steal them because God loves people who “Just do it”

/jk